This has happened to me soooo... many times, I swear the Sukhumvit Gods are up against me. Why else would I ALWAYS end up with a pair of chopsticks that just can NOT grab what they're supposed to grab because they're basically going on their separate ways~?!


OK, so "always" could be an exaggerration, but I swear this has happened to me OFTEN ENOUGH that I've taken notice~!!
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Another valiant attempt at Engrish, this time plastered on some stairs of a house decor shop in Sukhumvit 33/1:

So... they want me to take caution AND THEN fall~??
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Another one (in the same shop):

(* scratches head *)
Me #1: "What the hell is 'lady bay'~?!"
Me #2: "Maybe they meant 'ladyboy' (katoey)~!!"
Me #1: (* rolls eyes to the heavens *) "And WHY would this shop sell 'ladyboy'~?! DUH~!!"
Me #2: (* looks at the Thai sign next to 'lady bay' *) "OH~!! It says 'krapao'~!! They meant 'ladies' bags'~!!!"
Me #1 and Me #2: "HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA~~~!!!"
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My favorite khao man gai dude in Sukhumvit 38 has adopted a new kind of BLING fashion:


I asked to take his pic, and he said sure. I snapped one shot and asked for another one. He asked why, and I said, "Naa rak diiiii~~!!!" (You're very cute~!!).
Pssst... THIS is the guy you should buy your khao man gai from if you ever have a chance to eat in the famous Sukhumvit 38 outdoor eateries. Sure his khao man gai is more expensive (40 baht) than others' (30 baht), but I guarantee you that extra 10 baht is your ticket to foodie heaven~!! (Hopefully he'll keep on wearing his crown so first-timers to Sukhumvit 38 will have an easy time spotting him~!!)
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And speaking of fashion, I certainly hope THIS isn't gonna be the next "HOT" thing:

(What's that noise? Oh, just my toes screamin' in pain...)
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* All attempts to understand will be futile.
Worse, it might drive you insane.
This is Thailand.
Don't try to understand.
JUST ACCEPT~!!
I SO totally accept~!!
Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 10 here~!!
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Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 8 here~!!
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Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 3 here~!!
Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 2 here~!!
Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 1 here~!!
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