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Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit - PART 9

May 9, '08 1:36 AM
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Sukhumvit sky is so schizophrenic nowadays... Is it the pollution~?? Could it be due to global warming~?! Or maybe the window filter's the culprit~?!?! These two panoramic pics were taken only minutes apart~!!

Look at the difference in sky color~!!

(I personally like the purple one~!!)

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Here's another example of schizophrenic display:

Erm... so are you guys REALLY still open~?!
Why is the inside lookin' so DAAARK~?!

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So I was in a taxi, yea~?? Then I noticed that my driver had exceptionally PRETTY hair:

Close-up shot:

How the hell did he achieve such shine~?? Such bounce~?! In THIS humid weather~?!
Is it becoz he sits inside a climate-controlled TAXI all day long~?! (*green with envy*)

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And speaking of taxis, here's another oh-so-delicate driver:

Notice how dainty his white gloves are~??
Those are waaay more fashionable than the homemade "UV protection" I encountered HERE~!!

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Take a close look and READ:

Do not WHAT~?!?! And WHYYYYYYYYYY~~~~~~?!?!

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*All attempts to understand will be futile.

Worse, it might drive you insane.

This is Thailand.

Don't try to understand.

JUST ACCEPT~!!

I SO totally accept~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 10 here~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 8 here~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 7 here~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 6 here~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 5 here~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 4 here~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 3 here~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 2 here~!!

Weird (and Amazing) Stuff Found in Sukhumvit PART 1 here~!!

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stormlizard wrote on May 8

Ummmm.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 8

stormlizard said

Ummmm.

What "ummmm"~??

stormlizard wrote on May 8

Just Ummmmm.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 8

Cat got yer tongue~??

stormlizard wrote on May 8

No, not at all.

captainsensible wrote on May 8

*ssshhhhh* I am watching 'North by Northwest'.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 8

captainsensible said

*ssshhhhh* I am watching 'North by Northwest'.

Never heard of it. Is it any good~??

stormlizard wrote on May 8

It was a very good film.

captainsensible wrote on May 8

streetsmartsukhumvit said

Never heard of it. Is it any good~??

*ssshhhh* we are up to the bit where the cropduster crashes on highway 41.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 8

captainsensible said

*ssshhhh* we are up to the bit where the cropduster crashes on highway 41.

OK, I cheated and googled it... so I know what part you're talking about heh heh~~

captainsensible wrote on May 8

**SSSSHHHHH**

stormlizard wrote on May 8

streetsmartsukhumvit said

OK, I cheated and googled it... so I know what part you're talking about heh heh~~

Just nip down the road and rent it from the video shop, then you won't need to "Shhhhhhh"

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 8

How can the Cap watch a movie and be online at the same time~?? He's pulling our legs, I'm tellin' ya~

captainsensible wrote on May 8

*sssshhhhh* I will watch this on the telly upstairs in a minute.

stormlizard wrote on May 8

Maybe he's cheating, has an online TV: !!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 8

stormlizard said

Maybe he's cheating, has an online TV: !!

That may be... but then he'll have to keep opening and minimizing two different windows~??

stormlizard wrote on May 8

Maybe he's gor 2 PC's online together.
555

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 8

stormlizard said

Maybe he's gor 2 PC's online together.
555

LMAO~!!

captainsensible wrote on May 8

stormlizard said

Maybe he's gor 2 PC's online together.
555

....and my toaster is picking up satellite images of a woman in trouble in Thong Lor. Stand by for more........

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 8

captainsensible said

....and my toaster is picking up satellite images of a woman in trouble in Thong Lor.

Are you trying to spy on me, Cap~?? Just so you know, I can totally take care of myself - after all, Sukhumvit IS my turf~!!

markrams wrote on May 8

whaahah! do not count what? :P

miles6k wrote on May 9

For the last picture I know: "Do not count the no. of people guessing."

stormlizard wrote on May 9

captainsensible said

....and my toaster is picking up satellite images of a woman in trouble in Thong Lor. Stand by for more........

Nice toaster !!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 9

markrams said

whaahah! do not count what? :P

My thoughts exactly (*scratches head*)

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 9

miles6k said

For the last picture I know: "Do not count the no. of people guessing."

BWAHAHAHAAAAA... you think so~?!

noelkid wrote on May 9

The taxi driver with the white gloves looks hi-so na. Maybe he was a limousine driver. ;)

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 9

noelkid said

The taxi driver with the white gloves looks hi-so na. Maybe he was a limousine driver. ;)

5555... Maybeee~~!!

stormlizard wrote on May 9

Maybe he was making sure he left no fingerprints that could lead to problems later ??

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 9

stormlizard said

Maybe he was making sure he left no fingerprints that could lead to problems later ??

WHOAAAA~~ what are you gettin' at~?? I took that taxi, and I certainly left fingerprints (and possibly strands of hair, too~!!) all over the back seat eeeeeeeeeeek~~~!!!

stormlizard wrote on May 9

streetsmartsukhumvit said

WHOAAAA~~ what are you gettin' at~?? I took that taxi, and I certainly left fingerprints (and possibly strands of hair, too~!!) all over the back seat eeeeeeeeeeek~~~!!!

I did mean him, not you. 555

captainsensible wrote on May 9

streetsmartsukhumvit said

I took that taxi, and I certainly left fingerprints (and possibly strands of hair, too~!!) all over the back seat

I told you that I had images of a lady in trouble in Thong Lor.

What on earth could have caused you to lose so much hair on the back seat?

stormlizard wrote on May 9

Yes, I forgot to ask that too.
555

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 9

captainsensible said

What on earth could have caused you to lose so much hair on the back seat?

FYI, a human being loses about 100 strands each day... it's NATURAL.

captainsensible wrote on May 9

streetsmartsukhumvit said

FYI, a human being loses about 100 strands each day... it's NATURAL.

So is vomiting after eating eel and ale pie at a footie match but that still doesn't explain all your hair on the back seat. *rasp*

stormlizard wrote on May 9

55555555555

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 9

captainsensible said

So is vomiting after eating eel and ale pie at a footie match but that still doesn't explain all your hair on the back seat. *rasp*

Oh for Pete's sake; I never said "ALL" my hair was on the back seat... I said "a few strands".

John, this is all YOUR fault - for giving the Cap ideas~!!

captainsensible wrote on May 9

streetsmartsukhumvit said

I said "a few strands".

You didn't! You said 100 strands.

You said it was natural.

Little wonder the taxi driver wears gloves. *tsk*

stormlizard wrote on May 9

I always get blamed.
Boo hoo.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 9

captainsensible said

You didn't! You said 100 strands.

You said it was natural.

I said I prolly left "stands" of hair in the back seat.

And I said it's natural for a human being to shed 100 strands of hair in one DAY (24 HOURS, NOT in one taxi ride).

These two statements are completely different. HARUMPH~!!

For all I know, YOU have no more hair left. That's why you wear that silly fruity turban~!! HAH~!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 9

stormlizard said

I always get blamed.
Boo hoo.

5555555... That's coz you're so blame-able (I just made a new English word~!!) HAR HAR~!!

captainsensible wrote on May 9

streetsmartsukhumvit said

For all I know, YOU have no more hair left. That's why you wear that silly fruity turban~!! HAH~!!

I see. Lets not focus on the back seat but on something else. Anything else.

stormlizard wrote on May 9

Blame-able 555

alruzgal wrote on May 10, edited on May 10

hahaha! I can't wait to be in Sukhumvit on Thursday and experience all of these first hand!

I'm excited!

stormlizard wrote on May 10

"Why is it dark inside?"
They forgot to pay the power bill.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 10

captainsensible said

I see. Lets not focus on the back seat but on something else. Anything else.

Hmmmm... cows in Sukhumvit~??

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 10

stormlizard said

Blame-able 555

Heh heh~~

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 10

alruzgal said

hahaha! I can't wait to be in Sukhumvit on Thursday and experience all of these first hand!

I'm excited!

Oooooooh~~ you are in for a TREAT~!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 10

stormlizard said

"Why is it dark inside?"
They forgot to pay the power bill.

You reckon?? But they still shouldn't let that "OPEN" sign hang for people to see, then~?? WHO would wanna eat in a restaurant with no lights and no (GASP~!! THE HORROR~!!!) aircon~?!?!

stormlizard wrote on May 10

streetsmartsukhumvit said

Hmmmm... cows in Sukhumvit~??

Probably in "Burger" form.

stormlizard wrote on May 10

streetsmartsukhumvit said

You reckon?? But they still shouldn't let that "OPEN" sign hang for people to see, then~?? WHO would wanna eat in a restaurant with no lights and no (GASP~!! THE HORROR~!!!) aircon~?!?!

Perghaps the Taxi driver stole the candles!!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 10

stormlizard said

Perghaps the Taxi driver stole the candles!!!

WA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA... you are so CREATIVE~!!

stormlizard wrote on May 10

streetsmartsukhumvit said

WA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA... you are so CREATIVE~!!

Thanks, I love looking for humour in everything.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 10

stormlizard said

Thanks, I love looking for humour in everything.

Hold that thought for a while - I've just been called out to KARAOKE~!! Be back in a few hoursss~~!!

alruzgal wrote on May 10

streetsmartsukhumvit said

Oooooooh~~ you are in for a TREAT~!!

that's for sure! Bangkok, specifically SUKHUMVIT is like a box full of wonderful surprises!

I so love Sukhumvit now! =) really!

captainsensible wrote on May 10

Nonsense! Sukhumvit is a cauldron of vice and cockroaches. The Bangkok bit anyway (mind you, I bet the rest of it isn't much chop either). If coming to Thailand avoid Bangkok at all costs. You will get a disease and your hair will prolly fall out. If you don't choke on the traffic fumes many of the street restaurants provide food that will have the same effect.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 10

captainsensible said

Grrrrrr... so I was gone just for a few hours and I see the Cap has been bad-mouthing Sukhumvit again~!!

NOT TRUE, NOT TRUE NOT TRUE~!! Cockroaches can be found anywhere in the tropics, not just Sukhumvit~!!

As for the vice part, the 'naughty' side of Sukhumvit is confined around Nana (Sukhumvit 3); and besides, who wants to have such a clean (a.k.a. BORRRINGGG) life anyway~?? (Unless you're old and wrinkled like the Cap, of coz hya nya hyaaaaa~~).

And finally, roadside pollution is what makes street food tastes sooooo GOOOOOD~!! Honestly~~!!!

I can go on and on about why Sukhumvit is DA BEST place on the face of the Earth, but it's already 3:20 am and I just got home and still need to take a shower, etc. etc., so just read THIS one:
http://streetsmartsukhumvit.multiply.com/journal/item/41/

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 10

alruzgal said

that's for sure! Bangkok, specifically SUKHUMVIT is like a box full of wonderful surprises!

I so love Sukhumvit now! =) really!

I'm sooo glad you feel the same, hon~!!