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I banged a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs~!!

May 15, '08 2:04 AM
for everyone

"WTF~?!" would probably be the first thing that came to your mind when you read THAT.

But actually it's just a very simple (and funny~!!) game I got from Noel.

Just pick your birth month, birth date and the color of the shirt you're wearing right now...

Select the month you were born in:

1 (Jan) - I stabbed
2 (Feb) - I needed
3 (Mar) - I ran naked with
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I jumped
6 (Jun) - I smoked with
7 (Jul) - I ran shirtless with
8 (Aug) - I banged
9 (Sep) - I shot
10 (Oct) - I robbed
11 (Nov) - I slapped
12 (Dec) - I cuddled with

Select the date you were born on:
1 - the Trojan Man
2 - a homeless guy
3 - a homo
4 - a mop
5 - a dog
6 - a rock star
7 - Paris Hilton
8 - my lover
9 - a toothbrush
10 - my boyfriend
11 - a glass of milk
12 - a Teletubby
13 - the Cookie Monster
14 - a drunk
15 - a crack head
16 - a cat
17 - a bum
18 - a whore
19 - a hobo
20 - a stripper
21 - a porn star
22 - Barney the Dinosaur
23 - the Kool-Aid man
24 - an Easter egg

25 - my ex-girlfriend
26 - a hottie
27 - a bag of weed
28 - a french fry
29 - your mom
30 - a bowl of cereal
31 - Jezzy the Snowman

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White - because that bitch stole my taco
Black - because I love marijuana

Pink - because I'm good in bed
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Brown - because I still love him
Polka dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm gay
Grey - because I'm sexy like that
Other - because I have double Ds
Green - because I love to snort cocaine
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turquoise - because I have a noodle up my nose
Blue - because I'm the sexiest bitch alive
Tye-dye - because I'm a fuckin' scuba diver
None - because I have a killer six-pack

So the sentence for me is:
I banged a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs~!!

WA HA HA HAAAA~~!!!

What about you guys~?! Post your answers below~!!

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stormlizard wrote on May 14

I jumped a stripper because I'm sexy like that.

555

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 14

stormlizard said

I jumped a stripper because I'm sexy like that.

555

WHOA~~ yours makes waaaay better sense than MINE~!!

stormlizard wrote on May 14

Just the luck of the draw I guess.

miles6k wrote on May 14

I jumped Jezzy the Snowman because I'm the sexiest bitch alive.

So what ?
Thank you for entertainment..., as usual :)

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 14

I jumped Jezzy the Snowman because I'm the sexiest bitch alive.

Oh, you are BAAAAAAAAAAAAAD~~~!!!

stormlizard wrote on May 14

555

liyam wrote on May 14

I robbed my ex-girlfriend because I smoke crack

nocturnasoler wrote on May 14

I smoked with a toothbrush because that bithc stole my taco....

wth!! ahahahha now its just sounds like on crack! ahah

geofreyg wrote on May 14

"I ran naked with a french fry because that bitch stole my taco!"

drfeelgoed wrote on May 14

"I ran shirtless with a whore because I have double Ds"

double Ds??

funkyhorse wrote on May 14

"I cuddled with a bag of weed because I'm sexy like that!"

Grrrrllllllll~~~

kkhoon wrote on May 14

I stabbed a homo because that bithc stole my taco.

hahahaha.

sherrypie wrote on May 14

still looking forward to meeting you in person, SSS.. kekekeke.. :P~

acer3ya1 wrote on May 14

i shot a whore because i love to snort cocaine \m/

meefsgirl wrote on May 14

I shot a homo cause I'm sexy like that.... heh heh!!!!

jotomas wrote on May 14

I ran naked with Barney the Dinosaur because I'm a fuckin' scuba diver

noelkid wrote on May 15

Hahahaha.....I think we all smoke crack!

carcrasheart21 wrote on May 15

I slapped a pornstar because I love marijuana. Haha. Funny!

deathgroom wrote on May 15

I Need a homeless guy because that bitch stole my taco! hahaha

stormlizard wrote on May 15

Some good laughs here.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

liyam said

I robbed my ex-girlfriend because I smoke crack

OMG, that makes PERFECT senze~!! Hee hee heeeee...

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

nocturnasoler said

I smoked with a toothbrush

Smoked with a toothbrush~?! Is that even humanly possible~?! HAHAHAAAA...

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

"I ran naked with a french fry because that bitch stole my taco!"

ROTFL~!!!!!!!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

drfeelgoed said

"I ran shirtless with a whore because I have double Ds"

double Ds??

I think double Ds refers to a female cup (bra) size... So if an A-cup is the smallest, you can guess what size DD is... BWAHAHAHAAAAA~~~ Well, if you've got it, FLAUNT IT~!!! Don't just run shirtless... Do jumping jacks~!! Apply to Hooters~!! *wheeze wheeze running out of airrrrrrr*

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

funkyhorse said

"I cuddled with a bag of weed because I'm sexy like that!"

WHAT THE~?!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

I stabbed a homo because that bithc stole my taco.

hahahaha.

WA HA HA HAAAAAAAA... PERFECT~~!!!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

still looking forward to meeting you in person, SSS.. kekekeke.. :P~

"Thaleung"~~!!!! *quickly covers up with a blanket*

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

i shot a whore because i love to snort cocaine \m/

Heeeeeee... and looks like you're all ecstatic about it... *wags finger* Naughty, naughty~!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

I shot a homo cause I'm sexy like that.... heh heh!!!!

so funnyyyyyyyyyy~~~!!!

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streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

Hahahaha.....I think we all smoke crack!

This is serioussss... how can ANYONE work with sooo much crack around~~?!?! 555555555555~~!!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

carcrasheart21 said

I slapped a pornstar because I love marijuana. Haha. Funny!

Everybody's high on drugs and goin' absolutely BERSERK~!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

deathgroom said

I Need a homeless guy because that bitch stole my taco! hahaha

And what makes you think the homeless guy will share HIS taco with ya~?! WAHAHAHAAAAAA~~~~!!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

Thank y'all for playing~!!
This was a nice afternoon distraction... and I didn't even have to resort to hallucinogenic substances~!! Hee hee hee...

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

I ran naked with Barney the Dinosaur because I'm a fuckin' scuba diver

(Didn't know you had a thing for old animals...)

sherrypie wrote on May 15

streetsmartsukhumvit said

Thank y'all for playing~!!
This was a nice afternoon distraction... and I didn't even have to resort to hallucinogenic substances~!! Hee hee hee...

wow.. will you be doing this when we meet too? :P wanna see you jump, girl.. kekekekeke.. :P

(geez.. what's wrong with me these 2 days?? :P)

asskcknshethng wrote on May 15

hahhahahahah! this is crazy...REPOST!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

wow.. will you be doing this when we meet too? :P wanna see you jump, girl.. kekekekeke.. :P

(geez.. what's wrong with me these 2 days?? :P)

*spanks Sherry* Oh, behave~~!! (with typical Austin Power's purr)

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

asskcknshethng said

hahhahahahah! this is crazy...REPOST!

Be my guest; enjoy yourself :D

stormlizard wrote on May 15

I'd like to see her banging bags of weed. 555

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

stormlizard said

I'd like to see her banging bags of weed. 555

You guys are all pervertsssss~~!!! *shrieeeeek*

stormlizard wrote on May 15

streetsmartsukhumvit said

You guys are all pervertsssss~~!!! *shrieeeeek*

No, No, not all of us.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

stormlizard said

No, No, not all of us.

Oh, I forgot... the rest are crackheads HA HA HAAAAA...

stormlizard wrote on May 15

55555 Yes it seems so.

sherrypie wrote on May 15

stormlizard said

I'd like to see her banging bags of weed. 555

hmmm.. come to think about it.. i wanna see her doing that too.. :D

sherrypie wrote on May 15

streetsmartsukhumvit said

*spanks Sherry* Oh, behave~~!! (with typical Austin Power's purr)

Ouey~~ loving it.. kekekekekeke :P

kopeto wrote on May 15

"I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I hate my life" Wow how fun, I 've never done that actually.

stormlizard wrote on May 15

LMFAO

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

hmmm.. come to think about it.. i wanna see her doing that too.. :D

I honestly don't know how to do THAT as I'm sooo pure *blushes profusely*

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

Ouey~~ loving it.. kekekekekeke :P

Sherry is bad baaaad girl~~!!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

"I ran shirtless with a homeless guy because I hate my life" Wow how fun, I 've never done that actually.

Oh hon, you'll catch a cold~!! I'll lend you my shirt~!! (It might not fit you tho... coz of my 'AMAZING' boobs HA HA HAAAA~!!)

jotomas wrote on May 15

hhhahahah...really crazy!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

hhhahahah...really crazy!!

Sheesh~ YEA!!! And it's not surprising, ain't it~?! Since most of my contacts turned out to be either druggers (is there SUCH a word?? Hahaha) or pervs BWA HA HAAAAAAA~~

alruzgal wrote on May 15

"I killed the Cookie Monster because I am the sexiest bitch alive!"

55555555! this is cool

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 15

"I killed the Cookie Monster because I am the sexiest bitch alive!"

55555555! this is cool

No, you're the MEANEST bitch aliiiiive~!! Whatever did sweet, harmless Cookie Monster do to you~?!?! I PROTEST~!!! Hee hee hee...

alruzgal wrote on May 15

streetsmartsukhumvit said

No, you're the MEANEST bitch aliiiiive~!! Whatever did sweet, harmless Cookie Monster do to you~?!?! I PROTEST~!!! Hee hee hee...

Mean I know...but sexy!wahahahahhahahaha!!!!

noelkid wrote on May 16

I'm thinking to wear red tomorrow. :P

liyam wrote on May 16

streetsmartsukhumvit said

OMG, that makes PERFECT senze~!! Hee hee heeeee...

that's the problem actually when I got mine figured... I mean... hahaha! there's no humor in it! haha!

liyam wrote on May 16

streetsmartsukhumvit said

No, you're the MEANEST bitch aliiiiive~!! Whatever did sweet, harmless Cookie Monster do to you~?!?! I PROTEST~!!! Hee hee hee...

wahahahaha! so you love cookie monster eh?

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

Mean I know...but sexy!wahahahahhahahaha!!!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

I'm thinking to wear red tomorrow. :P

Oooooooooooh~~ be careful of bumping into people~!! WAHAHAHAAAAAA~~~!!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

liyam said

wahahahaha! so you love cookie monster eh?

Sure, who doesn't~?? He's such a cutie~!!

alruzgal wrote on May 16

yeah!!!hahahahah

liyam wrote on May 16

ok al, keell cookie~ keeell cookie!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

*gasp* Off to eternal damnation, you are~!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

I'm in BLUE today, so... I banged a bag of weed because I'm the sexiest bitch alive~!! OH MY~!!

liyam wrote on May 16

I robbed my ex-girlfriend because I'm sexy like that <-- here's mine haha! I wish I can change my birth date hahaha!!

musicamundana wrote on May 16

Hahahahahahahahaa. "I smoke with my boyfriend because that bitch stole my taco!" hahahahahaha

How do they know I have a boyfriend wa? hahaha

noelkid wrote on May 16

Today I love marijuana....hahaha....

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

liyam said

I robbed my ex-girlfriend because I'm sexy like that <-- here's mine haha! I wish I can change my birth date hahaha!!

You're just NATURALLY violent... hya hya hyaaaa~~!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

musicamundana said

Hahahahahahahahaa. "I smoke with my boyfriend because that bitch stole my taco!" hahahahahaha

How do they know I have a boyfriend wa? hahaha

FU FU FU~~~ This game can look into the deepest part of your soul~!! Heeeeee...

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

Today I love marijuana....hahaha....

OH NO you have joined the other druggers~!! HAHAHA...

alruzgal wrote on May 16

liyam said

ok al, keell cookie~ keeell cookie!

This game only proved that Im the sexiest biatch alive!!! so im going to kill cookie monster!hahahahha

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

This game only proved that Im the sexiest biatch alive!!! so im going to kill cookie monster!hahahahha

Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph... RUN, COOKIE, RUUUUUUUN~~!!! No, no, just LEAVE 'em damn cookies behind~!! Just get the hell outta herrrrre~~!!!!

liyam wrote on May 16

streetsmartsukhumvit said

Oh Jesus, Mary and Joseph... RUN, COOKIE, RUUUUUUUN~~!!! No, no, just LEAVE 'em damn cookies behind~!! Just get the hell outta herrrrre~~!!!!

awwww hahahaha!

kamenashifan wrote on May 16

That is what I thought
I can't imagine u smoking weed ne
u r too smart
ur brain cells would have already been dead by now

kamenashifan wrote on May 16

Gosh why I have so may darn blue shirts >-<
o yeah cause I love blue ^-^
I killed a homo because I'm the sexiest bitch alive

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

kamenashifan said

That is what I thought
I can't imagine u smoking weed ne
u r too smart
ur brain cells would have already been dead by now

Oh, you are just soooo... nice, hon~!!

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 16

kamenashifan said

Gosh why I have so may darn blue shirts >-<
o yeah cause I love blue ^-^
I killed a homo because I'm the sexiest bitch alive

ROTFL~~!!!!

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atongthegreat wrote on May 17

This is catchy, i thought it was true, i could've asked for some hehehe.

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 17

atongthegreat said

This is catchy, i thought it was true, i could've asked for some hehehe.

WAHAHAHA~~ sorry to disappoint~!!

kamenashifan wrote on May 17

its true
that's one of the reasons why I enjoy reading your blogs
besides your good sense of humor ^-^

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 17

kamenashifan said

its true
that's one of the reasons why I enjoy reading your blogs
besides your good sense of humor ^-^

Thank you for reading and giving your comments~!!

seawaterwitch wrote on May 18

"I ran naked wit a mop because I'm good on bed."
XDDD it's so funny

streetsmartsukhumvit wrote on May 19

seawaterwitch said

"I ran naked wit a mop because I'm good on bed."
XDDD it's so funny

WAHAHAHA~~~ Hilarious~!!
And it makes PERFECT sense~!! Well, kinda... Hee hee hee...

runniranrun wrote on May 19

I rob