"WTF~?!" would probably be the first thing that came to your mind when you read THAT.
But actually it's just a very simple (and funny~!!) game I got fromNoel.
Just pick your birth month, birth date and the color of the shirt you're wearing right now...
Select the month you were born in: 1 (Jan) - I stabbed 2 (Feb) - I needed 3 (Mar) - I ran naked with 4 (Apr) - I killed 5 (May) - I jumped 6 (Jun) - I smoked with 7 (Jul) - I ran shirtless with 8 (Aug) - I banged 9 (Sep) - I shot 10 (Oct) - I robbed 11 (Nov) - I slapped 12 (Dec) - I cuddled with
Select the date you were born on: 1 - the Trojan Man 2 - a homeless guy 3 - a homo 4 - a mop 5 - a dog 6 - a rock star 7 - Paris Hilton 8 - my lover 9 - a toothbrush 10 - my boyfriend 11 - a glass of milk 12 - a Teletubby 13 - the Cookie Monster 14 - a drunk 15 - a crack head 16 - a cat 17 - a bum 18 - a whore 19 - a hobo 20 - a stripper 21 - a porn star 22 - Barney the Dinosaur 23 - the Kool-Aid man 24 - an Easter egg 25 - my ex-girlfriend 26 - a hottie 27 - a bag of weed 28 - a french fry 29 - your mom 30 - a bowl of cereal 31 - Jezzy the Snowman
Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White - because that bitch stole my taco Black - because I love marijuana Pink - because I'm good in bed Red - because I have AMAZING boobs Brown - because I still love him Polka dots - because I hate my life Purple - because I'm gay Grey - because I'm sexy like that Other - because I have double Ds Green - because I love to snort cocaine Orange - because I smoke crack Turquoise - because I have a noodle up my nose Blue - because I'm the sexiest bitch alive Tye-dye - because I'm a fuckin' scuba diver None - because I have a killer six-pack
So the sentence for me is: I banged a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs~!! WA HA HA HAAAA~~!!!
"I ran shirtless with a whore because I have double Ds"
double Ds??
I think double Ds refers to a female cup (bra) size... So if an A-cup is the smallest, you can guess what size DD is... BWAHAHAHAAAAA~~~ Well, if you've got it, FLAUNT IT~!!! Don't just run shirtless... Do jumping jacks~!! Apply to Hooters~!! *wheeze wheeze running out of airrrrrrr*
Sheesh~ YEA!!! And it's not surprising, ain't it~?! Since most of my contacts turned out to be either druggers (is there SUCH a word?? Hahaha) or pervs BWA HA HAAAAAAA~~