StreetSmart's posts with tag: silly
What do you get when you mix some silly girls and a tweezer in Emporium during summer~??
OUCH-nesssssss~~~!!!
(But it still looks kinda FUN to do...).
P.S. And no... this ain't me. I would NEVER fry mah vampire skin like zat~~!!! EVER.
 tweezers ain't just for hair, yo~!!  sukhumvit  bangkok  thailand Import.flv (1.5 MB)
1). If your lover betrayed you, what will your reaction be? * Wait 'til the bastard's fast asleep (*sleeping pills cough cough*), then proceed to cut off his willy, chop it into teeny tiny lil' pieces, then spread 'em out for the soi dogs to feast on - waste not, want not~!! 2). What will you do if you do not share the same feelings as the person who likes you? * Like ripping off a Band-Aid from skin - the more speed, the less pain~!! 3). Do you find yourself cheating on your loved one? * I'm a Virgo. Virgos are very loyal (or at least they're supposed to be. HAH~!!). Besides, Virgos are also paranoid about germs. I can't have multiple partners coz cooties are, like, so NOT hot. 4). Would you rather have your ex replace you with someone more beautiful or uglier than you? * There's NO ONE more beautiful than me. The whole question's moot. 5). What's your ideal partner like? * Good looking, of coz. This comes first - and I don't give a rat's ass about those bleedin' hearts who claim, "Personality is MOST important~!! " Hell, if I'm gonna be lookin' at somebody's mug for the rest of my life, every single day, this person's looks should at least make my eyes HAPPY~!! * Ambitious - if we're just starting to go out and he's making less than what I make right now is fine. But if the lazy-ass loser has no ambition whatsoever to increase his earnings... then WE HAVE A PROBLEM. * Loyal - coz, like, cooties are so NOT hot. Oh, and I haven't met any man who wanna part with his willy just yet. * Funny - life is serious enough. We all need a good laugh now and then. 6). What are the three things that you want most right now? * A ping-pong set (table, net, ball, rackets), a pair of totally impractical Manolos (Jimmy Choos or Louboutins will also do~!!) and another blingin' right-hand ring~~!!!!!! 7). Who would you kill right now? * That brave (but dumb) cockroach who dared to cross my path on Sukhumvit. 8). If the person you like is already attached, what would you do? * Watch CNN and feel grateful that there are millions of other people who have bigger problems than me. 9). Is there anything that has made you unhappy recently? * All this friggin' rain sucks big time~!! It worsens the Sukhumvit traffic, it makes my feet wet (UGH) and flattens my fabulous hairdo~!! 10). What do you want most in your life? * Money, more traveling (which needs money), happiness (closely connected to money), MORE money, more time to do what I want (which can't be achieved without money), and EVEN MORE money. 11). Is being tagged fun? * Yes, but with all the Sukhumvit stuff desperately trying to come out of my head and into cyberspace, I have such a hard time to fit tag games into my precious blogging time. Now, this wouldn't be a problem if I had more time (if I had more money). 12). If you find out your best friend is going out with your partner, how would you react? * I've got a two-pronged attack plan. First, I'll do what I've described in number one. Then I'll make sure to steal my so-called 'best friend''s NEXT partner. Revenge is su-weeeeet. 13). Pick a person whose name starts with the letter D and say something about that person. * Donald Duck. Oh crap, that's not a person. OK, hmmmm... Donald Trump - no amount of money can fix THAT hair. 14). What kind of person do you think the person who tagged you is? * Very sweet, kind and funny. And maybe just a bit boy-crazy; heh heh~!! 15). What makes you happy right now? * I just had a late dinner at an Italian restaurant in Sukhumvit 31 called "Bella Napoli". I ate aglio olio pasta and carpaccio pizza~!! YUM : P 16). If you could change your name, what would it be? * I've always thought the name BIFF is pretty cool. 17). If you were a fruit, what would you be, and why? * Definitely mango - coz it's DA BEST fruit in the whole universe. 18). What type of friends do you like? * Funny, independent, unique and a blast to hang out with~!! 19). If you played a prank on someone, and s/he fell for the trick, what would you do? * Laugh my ass off and make sure EVERYBODY knows this. 20). If you can have one day with a TVXQ member in a deserted island, just the two of you, who would you choose, and why? * TIME OUT~!! What is it about deserted islands and fantasies~?! De serted islands SUCK. I hate beaches, I hate getting tanned and I will certainly DIE without aircon. So much for a romantic fantasy. But OK... back to the topic... *after googling TVXQ* Hmmmmmmm (*massages chin, deeeeep in thought*)... I'm gonna have to break four other boys' hearts and pick the ethereal-looking vocalist Hero Jejung (Kim Jae Joong), pictured right. WHY? Well, if we're gonna be on a deserted island, at least HE will have a worse sunburn than me~!! P.S. And just in case y'all wondering, "And WHAT does all this have to do with blogging about Sukhumvit?"... You guessed it... I got tagged... AGAIN. DUCK, DUCK, GOOSE~!! The next tag victims: Noel (sorry dear, but you're just SOOOO... "tag-able"~!!), Sherry, the Cap, GoodStuff, Liyam and Al~!!
the best things in life are free (NOT~!!)streetsmartsukhumvit@gmail.com sukhumvit bangkok thailand
 This is SO HARD to do.
And it's all becoz of Noel's fault~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
For the FIRST time in the history of SSS, I am feeling stuck... This is the reason:
I got tagged... AGAIN.
This time the rules are:
Open a window and view your Multiply contacts. Answer the following categories by leaving descriptions of the HEADSHOT of the person to whom your answer refers to. You can either be precise or indistinct, leave as short or as much a description as you wish. The person you are pertaining to could be in YOUR OWN contacts list or in somebody else's contacts list as long as you view his/her posts. This is a way of letting that person (whether straight-forwardly or not) how you regard him/her. Lastly, you have to tag at least two people whom you've described in one of the 10 categories.
So here we go... I'm gonna be as cryptic as possible~!! Can you recognize yourselves~?!
 1). Favorite contact: time is the essence
2). Person with best comments: oink
3). Person with best blog: LBD
4). Person who posts the best photos: royalty
5). Person who posts the best VDOs: saviors
6). Person you least like: ?
7). Funniest contact: tutti-frutti
8). Sexiest contact: shine and muscles
9). Your crush(es) contact: greeeeen
10). Most admired headshot: kaleidoscopic~!!
And now for the f-f-f-fun part... My next tag victims are:
Closet Queen and Carabaopowerii~!!!
make it last forever; friendship never ends~!! (from Spice Girls's "Wannabe") sukhumvit bangkok thailand
Snooker star Stephen Hendry drunkenly drove a taxi along one of the most dangerous city roads in the world (guess which ROAD~!!!). The Scot admitted he bribed a cabbie in Bangkok to let him get behind the wheel. It happened on a boozy night out with fellow snooker star Mark Williams. Hendry, 39, said it was "the craziest thing" he had done and " totally out of character". Hendry, seven times world champion, said he was dared by Williams - both were drunk. He said a dozen cabbies refused his offer of cash to let him drive. But finally, one took his offer and he drove drunk along Sukhumvit Road - Bangkok's main thoroughfare and known as the world's busiest. He said: "Mark Williams dared me to do it. "We hailed about a dozen and they wouldn't let me, so we were creating an even worse traffic jam than you would find, even in Bangkok. "Finally, we found a guy and paid him a few baht - the Thai currency - and he sat in the back and let me drive it back to the hotel. It sobered me up. I was concentrating harder than I ever have in any match. "Looking back, I laug h but if anything had happened, my God, I don't know." He also revealed in a Radio Scotland interview that his wife Mandy and his manager Ian Doyle have never got on since Doyle banned him from seeing her when he was a teenager. Road safety campaigners yesterday slammed Hendry. Neil Greig, director of the IAM Motoring Trust, said: "There is no excuse for drink driving. It should never be used as a challenge or some kind of life experience to try. "He has been very lucky." **************
Original news article can be read HERE~!!
A million thanks to Noel for giving me this link~!! muy caliente~!!streetsmartsukhumvit@gmail.com sukhumvit bangkok thailand
 The heavens have finally smiled on me and sent a steadfast, brave soul to be my “lab rat” for the mind-boggling, notorious and oh-so-mysterious “testicle massage”~!!
Now, I'm suuuure that some of you will remember that many months ago, right here on this SSS site I’d posted some pictures of this very *COUGH COUGH* “unusual” massage shop sign, which I found when I was walking in Sukhumvit 26: 
Read my (imaginary) conversation between the shop’s receptionist and customer HERE. Ever since then, I’ve been looking practically EVERYWHERE and asking EVERYONE I know (with testicles) if they would be willing to “volu nteer” and try it out. Oh sure, they would giggle and laugh, declare that they’d be totally up to it, but NO ONE actually had enough balls (pun TOTALLY intended) to REALLY go through it. Until NOW. Lo and behold… a FEARLESS HUMAN BEING (with testicles~!!)  finally stepped forward and valiantly declared that HE would offer his testicles for this most fascinating massage (in the name of science, of course)~!! 
So there we were, standing in front of the “Smile Teen Massage” shop in Sukhumvit 26, when the door suddenly opened and a woman (the owner?) cheerfully greeted and ushered us into the Twilight Zone… The inside part of the massage shop looked like a typical massage establishment, except for the “menu”, which offered several types of testicle massage services such as “moisturizing gel massage and testicle”, “Thai massage and testicle” and “cherry extract body lotion and testicle”. Hmmm… My brave lab rat decided to go for the “Thai massage and testicle” (1 hour, 600 baht) AND a Heineken beer (80 baht). I, the one without testicles, de cided to just sit and wait at the “lobby”. I chatted with the owner for a bit. “Do you usually get a lot of customers?” “Today is a slow day,” she said, “due to the ban on alcohol because of the election” (it is worth noting that despite the so-called ban, the shop still sold a Heineken beer to my lab rat~!!). “But usually we do get quite a lot, around 8 to 9 pm.” “Who are your customers?” I asked. “Most of them are foreigners. It’s very rare to see Thai customers come here,” she said. “Japanese?” I asked (the menu had Japanese font). “I’d sa y about evenly divided between Japanese and farang customers,” she said.
(*NOTE: While I was waiting, I also observed two more customers – a farang man and a Middle Eastern one). Then the phone rang and she answered it. I could hear that the call was from a potential customer (she did menti |
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